Total Medals Earned: 54 (From
11 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,035 Points
Make it past Stage 1.
Make it past Stage 3.
Make it past Stage 2.
Defeat the Boss!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Bully the weak.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
Get the good ending
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Find the hidden button
Crush an angry ground creature
Get burned by a sun
Use a nuke
Buy everything
Launch the Turtle
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)